Episode 7: "Move Out Or Move On" The ladies flip through hundreds of photos of themselves, like a giant mirrored funhouse. Then they get a...
Episode 5: "Two's Company but Three's a Crowd" The girls are filming on the beach, and it’s a very professional operation. There’s lots of lipstick,...
Katrina and Karena are off to Maui to film Beach Babe Number Two. Poop? Katrina must wear a neck brace on camera because sadface....
Karena hasn’t dated in a long time because nobody wants to be benchpressed by their girlfriend. Also, she has no game. Next week, the girls...
Katrina and Karena are two interchangeable humans who started an exercise empire by making videos on the beach. That has turned into a multi-bazillion...
It’s the finale! The last episode! The end! And after fast-forwarding a full 18 minutes of fluff, we finally get to the first dance....
So, what’d I miss? Oh right, some idiots known as The Viewers decided to make Bill dance another week for their own sick amusement...
It’s Episode 9, which means by the end of this recap I will have watched eighteen hours of Dancing With The Stars. Thank goodness...
It’s our first Snooki-free episode of Dancing With The Stars, and it appears that she has been replaced with an autotuned version of Cher...
We’re back, and we’re dancier than ever with a promise of guest judge and legend Cher next week. To start things off we’ve got...
Bill and Emma do a redneck tango for the Jimmy Buffett nation, or something like that. Well, I guess anything can be a tango...
Before anyone even taps a toe, we learn that one of the women is going home tonight based only on the viewer votes. So...
So Bill Nye The Science Guy lost Dancing With The Stars, but hopefully he gained back a little bit of dignity. Let’s get right into...
It’s Hollywood Night! Whoo! We’re excited about this, right? I can’t tell anymore because sparkles! Lights! I’m so distracted! The only thing bringing me...
This week, the “stars” dance “passionate Latin routines” before learning who has to exit stage left. First up is a sexy samba from Elizabeth...